Total Medals Earned: 140 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,330 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (305/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 19/23 (460/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Medals Earned: 10/13 (240/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Watch all cinematics.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
Set Darcy on fire.
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (110/495 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Listen to all songs
Kill 10 of each elf type
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 5/7 (90/200 points)
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.